T H E S M O K I N G B A N A N A Official Spam of the Austin Outpost of the Guerrilla Queer Bar
Inside this edition of the Smoking Banana (November 2002)
What: Homo Happy Hour
When: Friday, November 8, 6-9 pm
Where: Mickey's Thirsty Eye (no address, number unlisted), North on Lamar past Braker, before Parmer on the left-hand side. If you've passed the Buddhist temple on the left (or the entrance to Walnut Creek Park), you've gone too far.
Wear: neckwear, ties, wraps, bling-bling, or other.
SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: Mickey's is a truly, um, special place. We want to give you fair warning that we run the risk of getting thrown out simply because they don't like the way we look. We heard that they do NOT like cameras. It could be exciting. It could be maddening. We don't know. As a result, we have a retreat plan. Unfortunately, we don't know the name or the address of the retreat bar either! :-) Basically, if you participate in this invasion, you can be proud to call yourself a Guerrilla Queer.
Retreat Bar: Just south of Mickey's and on the other side of the road is a little white bar with the American colors painted on it. Just north of Rundberg, near the Clicks Billiards, we think.
Props to special agents She Mussel Bitch, Spread 'Em, Chlamydia, and Pee Pee Longstocking for the intel.